If we were to judge modern food like the prehistorical man we would run away from a lot of good stuff. But then again, no one used to find chili dogs under a rock back in the early days of men. Cause if they had found it, they’d probably had thought it was some rodent manure or something as a result of bad digestion of animal provenience. So, at least for once, please give us some credit and trust not your instincts on the appearance of these foods, but the opinions of others who have already tasted them.

1. Buffalo Chicken Dip

Buffalo Chicken Dip

Looks Like: Hot Cat Throw-Up.

Tastes Like: A gift from the guards that is both spicy and savory and good on everything.

2. Baba Ganoush

Baba Ganoush

Looks Like: Diarrhea from a very sick person.

Tastes Like: Eggplant goodness.


3. Mussels


Looks Like: A creature from the sea (duh).

Tastes Like: Whatever delicious sauce it is soaked in.


4. Passion Fruit

Passion Fruit

Looks Like: Alien fish larvae.

Tastes Like: Tropical sweet mangoes with lemon.


5. Guacamole


Looks Like: The insides of an alien.

Tastes Like: Mexican GOLD.


6. Truffles


Looks Like: Goat turds.

Tastes Like: $$$.


7. Ethiopian Food

Ethiopian Food

Looks Like: A variety of regurgitations.

Tastes Like: Flavor-packed awesomeness.


8. Split Pea Soup

Split Pea Soup

Looks Like: Puke.

Tastes Like: Creamy delight on a fall day.


9. Caviar


Looks Like: Fish eggs … errrr.

Tastes Like: Something rich people eat.


10. Buddha’s Hands

Buddha’s Hands

Looks Like: The mangled hands of a ancient person.

Tastes Like: Lemons, apparently!

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